i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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