Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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