I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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