Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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