so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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