so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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