you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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