And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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