# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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Can you bring me the toilet please
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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