this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
