Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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