I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
