somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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