i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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