wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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