So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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