i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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