Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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