Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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