someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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