names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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