thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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