We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
There's even glitter on my cock...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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