I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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