question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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