Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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