Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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