I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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