Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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