All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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