He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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