True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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