So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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