i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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