Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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