jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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