i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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