People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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