Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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