Non-Jews are for practice
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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