if i died would you start the facebook group?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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