we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
