best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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