As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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