Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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