Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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