wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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