Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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