Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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