Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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