U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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