Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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