apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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