I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
