I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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