he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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