I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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