sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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